So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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