Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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