he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need to wash the frat house off of me
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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