Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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