Already got asked if we're dating
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
