What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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