what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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