Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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