its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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