omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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