her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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