Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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