I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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