he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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