she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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