no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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