Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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