best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
tell me about the eggs
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