she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
