I want to make a zoo with you.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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