can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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