ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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