And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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