do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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