I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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