This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Everything about him screamed your future.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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