Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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