Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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