Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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