Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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