no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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