We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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