Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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