idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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