He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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