I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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