Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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