I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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