Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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