I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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