They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize