David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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