the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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