The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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