Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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