im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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