She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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