Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
