He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think my moral compass just broke
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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