Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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