did you get engaged???
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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