careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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